Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Getting Back Into It

6:25 AM - Wake Up
Herr's Jalapeno Poppers Flavored Cheese Curls
16 oz. Monster Energy
Turkish Royal

Breakfast Of Champions. *heavy sigh*

Tired. Feel Dirty. Avoiding doing zazen because it "doesn't feel right."
Going to internet for a bit and then shower and then attempt again.

Come on, Mr. Sun. Wake up and then wake -me- up!

7:07AM - Smoked on the patio waiting for the sun to get up, lazy fuck is sleepin' in, it would seem...

9:44AM - Been dickin' around on the internet for a while. Procrastinating. Trying to warm/wake up. Time for annuva energy drank n a puff and to see if that helps get my ass goin'!

10:08AM - Shower Power! Felt good, invigorating. Exactly what the Doctor ordered.

11:15AM - CAN'T FIND MY FREAKIN' GYM SHORTS!

Vitamin By Incubus

I'm born
I'm alive
I breathe
In a moment or two I realize,
that the sphere upon which I reside,
is asleep on its feet.
should I should I should I go back to sleep?

We orbit the sun
I grow up
my open eyes see...

A zombified, somnambulist society.
Leaving us as vitamins
for the hibernating human animal.
Do you see what I mean?

You stare at me like I'm a vitamin
On the surface you hate,
but you know you need me.
I'll come dressed as any pill you deem fit.
Whatever helps you swallow truth
all the more easily.
And I wonder, will you digest me?
Into the sleep machine I won't plug in,
in fact I'd rather die before I will comply.
To you, my friend,
I write the reason I still live,
'cause in my mind it's set the vitamin is ripe to give
Coming closer to another 2000 years
you and I will pry
the closed eye of the sleep machine

12:00PM - leave for gym.

201.5lbs.

Squats - 20@55, 2x10@95
Stiff-Leg Deads - 2x10@135

Hanging Knee Raises/Feet Elevated Crunches - 2x10

Pulldowns/Flat Bench - 2x10@95

Lateral Raises/Shrugs - 2x10@15/135

Handstand x 10secs.

1:30PM - Leave with Abbey to Sheetz.

Search for amiibos: FAIL. Quest to reserve amiibos: DENIED.

Subway Big Hot Pastrami: Delicious.

Naan and hummus from Kuhn's plus a sweet lil plushy rose for Abbles.

5:30PM - Home, cleaning.

7:51PM - Layin' it dahn fer a nap.
9:30PM - HOLY SHIT, I SUCCESSFULLY NAPPED. Left to Sheetz to snag Abs.

Burrito, FIZZ CITY.

10:55PM - Home, chillin' wit Abs, bout to get into a moobie.

Met the potential new owner of my building last night. New landlord? Yes please. Possible renovations and removal of desire to move, YES PLEASE. Dudeman's also a hip-hop producer with a studio right next to my place, so I threw him Joe Long's name in an effort to finally get ma mans recognized for talents. If you're into hip-hop/rap, click the link to his soundcloud below... YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.

JOSH VISH AND THE TALK SHOW, coming soon! First guest: Joe Long!

11:15PM - Introducing Abbey to one of Kubrick's seminal masterpieces: A Clockwork Orange. -- This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence.

Enjoying Naan and hummus with Abbey whilst engaging in a bit of the old ultraviolence. Afterwards, likely a bit of the old in/out in/out. IVVYANOWUDDAMEEN. (I mean sex. As in sexual intercourse. You see, because the penis enters the vagina and then partially recedes before entering again in varying speeds of succession.)

3:16AM - Actually, scratch dat. The finicky PS2 decided that we watch Pursuit of Happyness instead. A much better choice for the evening I've come to realize. Touche, PS2, touche.

I WANT TO HELP PEOPLE. I WANT TO FEED PEOPLE. I WANT TO TAKE CARE OF PEOPLE.